"Where did your blog go?"
"Where is your blog?"
"Where am our blog #"
"I know you'll love this, really, I promise."
So many kind emails, as you can see from this small sampling. For whatever reason my hosting account sputtered out. It's still there, it's just not working. Fine, I switched back to Blogger. Now as long as I don't publish hundreds of nude photos I won't get shut down like all the interesting blogs I read. That's where this blog is different from all the others: Serious Lack of Content.
In case you're new to this blog address, let me be introductory and clear: This is a total vanity blog. Nothing on this blog means anything, to anyone. The people who read it are, for the most part, really sad individuals...and it's true, I know a lot of them personally so I'm really quite qualified to say that. This is not meant to offend them. It's not meant to, but I hope it will.
Why the long wait in taking care of this? My regular readers will know the answer: I have very little to say. I enjoy going months between posts. This makes my posts more exciting for everyone. There's a lot of anticipation and wonder that builds up. I also have some credible evidence that few people ever actually get to the end of my posts. Is it that they're lazy? Illiterate? Ugly? Yes.
I've also been very busy with my new apartment. Do you know how hard it is to wait while people do a lot of building and labour intensive work for you? It's HARD. I sweat a lot at the gym thinking about these things. I feel the strain when I'm eating really good pizza. When I get drunk and feel dizzy I'm like, hey, wow, I'm the KING!
Well, it's good to be back. I enjoy making your life sort of meaningful for a few minutes. But sadly, for you, this is now at an end. Please don't kill yourself or anything, things are going to get better. I hear the new Transformers movie is just for boys. Take that, My Little Pony.
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