Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Some movie reviews... in my head.

Spurned on by Spablab’s prodigious text messages, here is the first of my “Very Quickly: Why Particular Popular Indie Films Failed To Impress Me” series.

“Lost in Translation”

The entire time I was watching this movie the only thought I had was: They’ve castrated Bill Murray and have now served him his sack, on a plate. Bad, just bad.

“I Heart Huckabees”

This movie was like watching Rocky & Bullwinkle: I kept asking myself when did people find this kind of one dimensional storytelling interesting?

“Donnie Darko”

Finally a movie to make kids on meds think kids on meds are cool.

This also inspired another review:

Finally a movie about plot holes!

OK, so I’ll have to think of the other stinkers I’ve seen over the last few years. Post your fave’s and I’ll provide you with some real insight. Later, dorks.

1 comment:

uglyagnes said...

i think you liked donnie darko, its me that hated it.